Humbug! In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO. What shocked me the most was what Chaz Dean's freak face is looking like these days. Who's directing these abysmal spots? For Christs sake change to a different song to run into the ground! What is the best toothpaste in the world? That stupid millennial CUNT swinging her pussy around and talking about her dry, stressed eyes and shrieking. And of course they advertise whatever Shaq is schilling atm which is basically what theyre all about (Adam Sandler must own a huge portion of the network or stock in it with what theyre always advertising with his abysmal offerings) other than their big cash cow South Park. Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs cry by Janis Joplin! The company got in trouble during the 2nd Obama administration for making claims they could not back up. WTF! From hated to likable. Colgate TV Commercials - iSpot.tv Colgate TV Commercials We don't make the ads - We measure them Sign up to track 105 nationally aired TV ad campaigns for Colgate, a Super Bowl advertiser. Outdoor adventure "bonding" weekend with his wife's male relatives - he ends up doing a very nasty belly flop offstage. Thank God they've stopped running the Shriners commercial. The commercials are long, tedious, and feature washed-up elderly actors and athletes that just make you sad. The Colgate company in South Africa assured its customers in June that its products were 100 percent safe and said the United States did not import toothpaste from the country. Also, I agree with the poster above about Shaquille. A woman uses the toothpaste designed to fight bacteria for a healthier mouth so she's totally ready to meet Mr. The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. A young girl named Ana Montoya feels jitters from backstage as her name is announced. Id like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty. I worked in advertising 30 years. Generally, children born with cerebral palsy can expect to live between 30 and 70 years on average. [quote]Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?! So he's always in shadows. Geico has been replaced with Consumer Cellular as the sponsor of "Jeopardy. To that end, we have secured a third-party accessibility organization,My Blind Spot, to perform automated and manual tests at quarterly intervals to ensure our compliance to WCAG 2.0 AA. R310 - I was watching football yesterday afternoon when that hideous ad came on and I yelled out loud - as bad as the Princess Diana guy! If that's bad enough, you hear people in the audience shouting things like "Sing about yogurt!" To the tune of12 Days of Christmas - everything is Cha Ching.. It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet. . Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. This is the exciting part!. Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? R66-I see that Goli spot and I just want to slap the shit out of that queen slapping his hands together. Some of the newer Progressive ads are barely tolerable but the one with Flo's "sister" and the baby is practically noxious. ", Speaking about odd pronunciations, there's a commercial for female protective undergarments and the lead woman refers to them as "pahnts". Now JJ from Good Times is on the Medicare Ad bandwagon. Other factors, such as infertility, can cause conception problems, but infertility is not a symptom or associated condition of cerebral palsy disorder. The unions basically fucked over their members. 28 Feb 2023 23:37:56 (Fuck you David Ogilvy, she most definitely is. NECROSIS, in addition to a whole host of things. "And now, we wear the pahnts!". Talk about dated. She is an older thin coiffed woman who is giddy with the Christmas shopping bug! They are selling the cream and not the cheese. YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. Fuck that gecko. That hideous commercial in which the odious entitled Karen welcomes you to her vagina. Check out the video at iSpot.tv:What Can Your Smile Do? My 3 year old is blind and we face challenges everyday, this so much my heart and soul needed this morning. The California Psychics commercial is definitely one for this list. The Shaquille O'Neal ad for whatever the hell he's hawking this week, where he walks into an establishment "disguised" in a bad grey Beatles wig and mustache. Yes R208 those are real people on the medicine being discussed who have been compensated for appearing in the ads. What idiot came up with that POS?! Ill be right over! Just saw another stupid TeleDoc ad, though, that's not the name of the particular service in the commercial. Who is the guy in the Colgate Total commercial? [51] You beat me to it. Although, I will never give patronage to a business that needs to tell me it's queer owned or makes an ethical judgment of the people who aren't-but-should-but supporting it. It's like he's talking to the hearing impaired. In the past 30 days, Colgate has had 3,339 airings and earned an airing rank of #324 with a spend ranking of #91 as compared to all other advertisers. I never hated that guy - I thought he was the best one of the bunch. I didn't find it offensive or even annoying. Colgate ad. Any commercial jumping on the new bandwagon: incorporating a stupid TikTok video in it. He also bragged that he's in college. They're supposed to be monitoring your personal information to PREVENT things from happening. The product is called Because Market undergarments and the ads show a perky blond 60ish woman telling us "I just peed my pants!" The brand identified six Gen Z Americans who came up with Optimism in Action community projects, meant to spark hope and optimism in others. I switch channels when she appears. Any commercial with Kate McKinnon or Dan Levy. Wet Ass Plushy. Don't know what it's for but the commercial featuring the woman and her dog, where she's preparing dinner using a pepper mill and she describes it using the most god-awful vocal fry. That stupid commercial is shown on too many channels. The one with an interracial couple (black guy, blonde white girl); she gets out of the car and he stays in, fantasizing about "bruncha manicurea nice pedicure" and then she gets back in with a check for the car she has just sold inside of two minutes! Alphonso is so much more than his HIV medicine, R206 - he's also a hole to be used! Those Uber Eats commercials with Elton and Lil Nas are bizarre. The fucking asthma medication commercials where the editors think they're doing "1917", but every edit is so obvious it makes them look like NYU film students. Patients receive at least 20% off* and you earn 10% of sales. Nothin on my skin. His super annoying screaming: "WHAAAAAT?" While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. Harmful and annoying. The Lume ad with the yoga women airing out their cracks makes me gag. He's entirely too grown up to be offering the adorable teddy bear blanket as thanks for contributions. Subsequently, Who is the girl in Crest 3D White commercial? The ones where idiot Rob Gronkowski tries to sign up for veteran's insurance because "I'm special.". Is there a point? And theyre fucking EVERYWHERE. This company must be preying on morons. Everyone apparently thinks it's Dolly Parton singing. Like haha bitch, you [bold]obviously[/bold] know the rules of the game we call life so well! I mute them or change channels immediately, and so does everyone I know. All of the teflon pan commercials. Question, would Plain Jane Kelly get that dude in the real world? Yowza! Twelve??? Some are shown primetime, others late at night. The Jimmy Walker Medicare hotline commercials are so annoying that I flip or instantly mute em. Scary. How do the neighbors know how much they paid for their car? What can your smile do? an onscreen line reads at the end of the heart-warming commercial. Afterwards they sit at the table and you just know wife and kid are found stuffed in a trunk a week later. R106, and please make TLC stop showing the ads for Dr. Pimple Popper!! Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. Not all of us are TV zombies with cable. Love the Uber eats ads. Happy guys proudly rolling up their sleeves and shoving their scab-free forearms in everyones face because they love their psoriasis med! Doug from Liberty Mutual needs to burn in a pile of flaming ostrich feathers. Who the hell thought that was clever or cute? If you've been a longtime reader of this thread, you know that the Shriners Hospital ads get ragged on quite a lot and discussed the kids who show up in them. What hes sniffing are basketball shorts. "Get in the basement!". To me, it sounds nothing like Dolly. Makes me feel like if I boarded that ship, I'd be murdered mid-cruise. Revitalize your smile with toothpaste with charcoal. @Colgate. That colgate ad where the "blind" kid gets on the school bus and makes a friend awww. For example, you may say My Toothpaste Brings a Smile You Cant Outshine. Use words referring to whiteness and brightness and good taste, and if possible, tie it into the name of your toothpaste product. I don't know what the actor's union did with their plans. Even if they aren't a lesbian couple, the implication is definitely there. R484, The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. Like he knows what lasagna is. I surmise the replies are from those who do not watch live TV. R330 never heard all the "women drivers!" Lil' Nas has great delivery. R480, I'll add the Peyronie's Disease ad to your post. I can't stand any of the Sonic ads but I especially hate the one where three retards are in the truck probably on their way home from a circle jerk in the woods. GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. Finally seeing Christopher was alive and okay, Buck was overcome by his exhaustion and collapsed. There are several different variations of the ad and the longest is 2+ minutes! . Does it have something to do with the sign Dad is holding? The UnitedHealthcare Medicare Advantage Wow, Uh Huh ad. And a Western Omelette! Can a man with cerebral palsy have a baby? Colgate Smile. And the creepy bridesmaid is the same know it all chick from the Sling ad. This thread should be a fucking gold mine after The Super Bowl. Cleaner taste. I esp. Jimmie Walker is even more obnoxious. The . I also like the dancing in the Old Navy commercial. The Power of a Smile | Colgate Colgate US 60.9K subscribers Subscribe 727 90K views 1 year ago The power of a smile can bring optimism to those around you. Kind of negates all the miracle drug happy talk. May he just needs to open them. H&R Block spots started last night. Much better than the rotten fish expedition of the hot crack yoga moms. Khloe was with Lamar and by far the most interesting girl on the show. Please bring back Rashida Jones Expedia commercials! One of the two women in the commercial says something like "Infused with two things - like a karate door!" After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. It's a toss-up between the Biktarvy and Dovato commercials. Couldn't they find someone who was believable? That Gold Bond commercial with the pervy old black dude and the young guys with moist balls. The Julia Roberts Lancome commercial - she doesn't say one word, and that big smile looks maniacal. That Kate McKinnon commercial. Pet smart does Oliver!, The cruise line commercial that features a dark, gothic, scary rendition of "What a Wonderful World.". WTF? Whoever dreamed them up should be tossed into a grease fire immediately. This One a Day commercial. "I'm a close talker, so I was excited about all-new Colgate Total. That is just embarrassing and that someone actually made money off ghetto street talk stereotyping when pitching this commercial Of course God forbid anyone points this out just how Charlamagne hires a voice over that sounds like they pulled her right off an episode of Maury to purposely get a reaction and basically set people up to pull out his almighty race card per usual. It looks and feels like an SNL sketch. Can't stand it! I'm on the East Coast. The Moto-man - half man, half motorcycle. People don't sing anymore, they chant against the music with annoyingly affected voices. All the Caesars commercials with Smoove and Patton Oswald SUCK ASS. And I always imagine they smell like Pizza Hut anyway. Others started on YouTube and made their way to the three main network channels and cable channels. Is for you to learn how to eat her pussy to climax, you limp dick. I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. Those just make me sad. They are running those Joy, Comfort and Peace JC penny commercials non stop now. Eeeeeeew. I needed him to be here.". Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. In which country Colgate toothpaste is banned? Developmental delays. The girl, named Grace, seems pleased to meet Caleb and asks him if he has just moved in the area. I've been seeing an ad with a young woman who works there and is then shown studying at one of their tables. WTF is going on in that bizarre ad for some overnight incontinence machine? so there :D\r\renjoy!\r\rWhen cutie Katie makes a scene\rshe wears a smile brushed 3 ways clean\r\rCleaner breath. NEW YORK -- The toothpaste manufacturer Colgate-Palmolive has joined the push to promote "gay pride" in the month of June by releasing an advertisement featuring two homosexual men. Been saying this since the end of the Chappell Show. R349: The bird-feeder commercial makes me very uncomfortable; the furtive glances between the girl and the older woman suggest a grooming situation.
